Egytian Meth Hunny

I'm not really sure why they call it Egytian meth cause it isn't even meth... anyways it can be made with some very common household items. Here is a list of the items along with the instructions on how to make these things. I'm not sure if you can just use the hallucigen by itself or not ... or if you have to come down before its just part of the instrustions I got

20 easy steps to Egytian meth ( part 1)

1. Get a bag of fresh step kitty litter.
2. Seperate all the little blue things out
3. Hydrogine proxide
4. Put the hydrogine poroxide in a 2 liter bottle
5. Iodine
6. Add 25 drops to the 2 litter bottle
7. Insert a plastic sergical tube
8. Place the blue things in it but dont let them go down yet
9. Place a balloon on the end of the tube
10. Let blue thingys fall into mixture
11. They should react and cause the balloon to inflate
12. Put a gallon of distilled water into a bucket
13. Add 3 cups of Epsom salts
14. Add ice
15. Take the end of the tube out of the 2 litter bottle
16. DO NOT RELEASE THE GAS!!!
17. Put the open end of tube in water mixter
18. let the gas in the tube flow out into water mixture
19. when it's done pour water mixture through a coffee filter
20. let it dry && snort it(: haha

12 easy steps to Hillbilly Qualudes (comin down) (part 2)

1. A bottle of vitamin C tablets all smashed up
2. A gallon of white vinegar
3. Boil vinegar
4. Add crushed vitamin C
5. Add a box of baking soda to nutralize acid (should bubble)
6. Cook on George foreman grill for 40 min
7. Scrape burnt parts into a jar
8. Add a bottle of magnesium citrate
9. Shake well
10. Pour through a britta filter
11. Add a shot of pepto - bismol ( to avoid vomitting)
12. Drink

10 easy steps for the Hallucigen (part 3)

1. 5 little bottles of hand sanitizer into empty bowl
2. Freeze over night
3. Scrape top top layer next day
4. Scrape of the top of matches onto a plate ( until there is a small pile)
5. Put match top stuff into a jar of distilled water
6. Shake
7. blend in a blender the water mixture and sanitizer
8. pour into glass bowl
9. set the mixture on fire
10. inhale heat vapor